Clever, Cunning, Sneaky Snakes!

Well, of course, being the wired in person that I am, the first thing I do when I get up is check the many websites I am associated with for new messages, comments, whatever. The first thing I check is Ravelry (best site ever!). It's a knitting and crocheting community. And to add to the nerdiness, I am in 2 groups dedicated to Harry Potter. Now, one group, HP Knitting/Crocheting House Cup, has just accepted my request to join in the fun. And guess where the Sorting Hat put me! Slytherin, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boo yah! In your face!!!! I'm really excited about that. You have no clue how excited I am. Well, I have to go chill with my friends now. Just wanted to post an update. See you later, dolls.

PEACE
Jordan

Knitting and Squares...

Why, Hello you spaztastic awesome bunch of people who I'm sure read my blog!

I've just realized that I have written a lot less in my blog in the last 3 months and that is because MY SCHOOL IS PLOTTING TO KILL ME!!!!! Yes, it's true. But, I'm really badass, so I think I'll survive. I have a science fair project due in a week....haven't even started. But, that is okay. I always pull through. Anywho...Lately, I've been knitting like crazy. I've made a belt, some socks, a hat, and I'm about to start a messenger bag. Yeah, I'm having way too much fun with this. I'm also excited because Thursday is Square Day, and since NO ONE but 3 people besides myself know what that is, I will enlighten you. Square Day is an event when 3 of my friends and myself get together to just chill. A lot of the time, Lord of the Rings, pancakes, Gilmore Girls, and Sally's house is involved. And this time, Josh is going to be there! Finally! Square Days are always fun. Except for the fact that we never have Square Days in our pajamas like we say we will....Anywho...in need to go finish some Christmas presents (yeah, I know Christmas was 4 days ago) so, I will leave you guys with the song of the day: Shit Song by Kate Nash!

Kate Nash - Shit Song

PEACE

Jordan :)

OMG AFTER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!!

Hey guys and dolls!

It's after Christmas, and you know what that means!!! SHOPPING!!! I am aware that shopping after Christmas makes no sense, but I went shopping anyway. And I bought 2 shirts.....I'm such a big spender....lol

Anywho, what have you pimps been up to?

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES!!!!

Well, I can finally post on this thing! from a new computer nonetheless!!!! I hope all of your Christmases have been awesome! And if you don't celebrate Christmas, I hope you've been having a badass holiday season. Anywho....my big brother gave me a rubber duck for Christmas...you have no idea how psyched I am about my rubber duck....yes, I know I am awkward. Get over it.

I've realized that I am a very ambitious person about giving gifts. I just think that I want to make people things and don't think about the time constraints on making things for people. So, some people might not get their gifts until waaaaaay after Christmas....sad panda....

Well, I'm going to go enjoy my Christmas with my family....

PEACE
Jordan

Greetings from the Ends of the Earth

Hello Guys and Dolls!!!!

It's been a month since my last post...did you guys miss me? I bet you did.....

Anywho, I've been so busy with school and Christmas-related hoopla, that I've just been completely absent from this thing. Seriously, I went 2 days without sleep. Honestly! My best friend thought I was on uppers....Anywho. So what's new?

1. Started knitting to reduce stress.

2. Started eating dark chocolate to reduce stress.

3. My lack of stress has worried people.

4. Made some new friends due to my new stress relievers.

Well, I don't know what else to write here, so I'll be off. I will post some knitting patterns later with pictures of some things I have knitted recently. If you can't wait, look me up on Ravelry (DanniBeez).

Toodles darlings!!!!

Jordan