Rule #1: NEVER become friends with your bestfriend's significant other. It just leads to awkward situations.
Rule #2: When you've come to the conclusion that all of your friends are gorgeous, assume that they want to date each other, therefore, leading to more awkward situations, find some really ugly friends.
Rule #3: If you don't follow Rules 1 and 2 and awkward situations insue, run/skate/drive as quickly as possible in the other direction.
Now, if you are like me, it took you til Rule #3 to realize you need new unattractive friends.
- ▼ March (4)