14 November 2009
Well, half way through making my Dante's Inferno project, I got bored and frustrated...So, I wrote 1ooo words for Nanowrimo. Then, I proceeded to sing the soundtrack to Anastasia. Great soundtrack. Did anyone ever notice how gay the guy singing for Aladdin (in Aladdin, not Anastasia) sounds? I absolutely love Aladdin, but the guy sounds EXTREMELY gay. Anywho....6 DAYS TIL NEW MOON!!!! -happy dance- I'm so excited it's ridonkulous.
Okay, I need to be writing, knitting, doing homework...something besides this because I have so much to do and after 11, none of it will be getting done. I have 1 hour and 30 minutes to take a shower and do some of all of that.....YAY!
13 November 2009
WOOO!!!! I'm a paranoid freak! Okay, I don't want to write a blog explaining that....
I would actually love to take this time and describe my Dante's Inferno proyecto con muchachos.
Well, for my AP/IB English class, I have to build Dante's Inferno, except I get to pick what sin goes with each level of hell and I'm finding it quite amusing. Well, the first level of hell is full of gossipers...their punishment: to bleed eternally from the tongue.
Second level: Liars. Punishment? To eternally swallow sulfuric acid.
Third: Traitors. Punishment? To have someone play darts on their back with oversized darts for eternity.
Fourth: Bigots. To hold an eternal headstand in dung and rotting corpses.
Fifth: Murders. To burn in eternal hellfire.
Sixth: Abusers. To have eternal lashings with spiked whips.
Seventh: Adulters. To have their reproductive organs through an eternal meat processor.
Eighth: People who use improper grammar.
Ninth: People who misuse/do not use their car turning signals. To be run over by an 18-wheeler for eternity
I shall have a picture up soon....once i am done. :D
12 November 2009
Is it sad that I need dating advice?
I'm so freaked out that I am somehow going to mess everything up (I usually do), that I'm not even talking anymore!!! I don't want to say anything stupid.......so, I end up being stupid. I'm so stupid...Okay, I'm going to stop being stupid and not dwell on this. Yesterday was great. I had fun. He had fun. This will work.
In other news.....well, there is no other news. Not gonna talk about NaNoWriMo because that will just make me guilty that I am not writing.
11 November 2009
10 November 2009
Well, you don't. Anywho. I hate AP/IB BIO with every fiber of my being. I also hate my english teacher who thinks that everyone is on her time and that we can all just waste 30 minutes after school to get a 43 page packet from her. NO LADY! I HAVE TO BABYSIT A 3 YEAR OLD WHO THINKS I AM THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!!!!! So, I'm just going to be angry with my teachers today. I wrote 1,000 words for NaNoWriMo today during AP/IB BIO instead of taking notes. I told you Kristina, I would rather spend an hour and a half writing for NaNoWriMo than doing AP/IB BIO. Anywho....gonna go write somemore....it's fun.
09 November 2009
Sure, I know what you're thinking: "Jordan, if you were at home doing nothing all day, why didn't you write for NaNoWriMo?"
BECAUSE I WAS SHOWING MY TOILET THE MEXICAN FOOD I HAD FOR LUNCH!
Okay, that image was a bit much for you. I'm sorry.
But, on the other hand, the extra 5 hours of sleep I got will ensure that I can stay up 5 hours more to do homework AND write for NaNoWriMo. I should start doing that now....
08 November 2009
Okay, going back to writing and watching.
Fill you guys in LATERS.
07 November 2009
06 November 2009
Okay, Tyler, it's not your fault. I knew you'd never like me. I just watched PRETTY IN PINK too much.
Anywho. Tomorrow I get to hang out ALL DAY with my best friend whom I haven't seen in FOREVVVVVVER!!! Okay, not all day, but she's coming over after the SAT and then we're spending FORRRRRREVVVVVVERRRRRRR together. It's gonna be so much fun.
In some not so fun news, my AP BIO teacher is enjoying the fact that the entire senior class is failing.....who does that? The highest grade on the last test was a 54.....I don't even know what I made yet. If the entire senior class is failing, don't you think there would be a problem with the way that you are teaching???
ANYWHO...not getting mad....i was mad all day at that lady.
YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION........
I went and had chinese food with Josh, Sera, Jake, Mikey, Alec, Adam, OtherJosh, and Ting. It was fun.....oh, yeah, i'm not grounded anymore.
IDK what else to write. I should be working on NaNoWriMo....
04 November 2009
Anywho! Nothing interesting has been going on here...sadly....
I had so much fun at my friend Sally's birthday party. I was good/bad Sandy from Grease. Yes, I know Sandy was white. Get over it. I got my skirt stolen by a really bad thief, got said skirt looked up while on said thief by a hobo, and had tittie cupcakes. And went trick or treating! SO MUCH FUN!!!
I also started on my NaNoWriMo novel on Sunday....it's a load of crap.....
Other than that, nothing else has been interesting....well, maybe the fact that I like the thief who stole my skirt might be a little interesting...
I have to go dance now!!!
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