31 August 2009

My Mom = Cotton from POTC

This evening, my mom gave me a lecture about how I need to focus and that she gives me this lecture every year. She also said that she thinks that I think she sounds like a broken record. Then she went on to tell me to fix the broken record so I won't be listening to the same bullshit every year. You know the first thing that popped into my head was to just cut her tongue out. That way, she can't say shit to me.

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